I'm yet another bike. SORRY IF I DON'T MEET UP TO YOUR STANDARDS! I'M JUST DOING MY JOB, OKAY? I HAVE A FAMILY TO SUPPORT!!

*sniff* Nobody understands me.

You can refund stuff...I guess.

Just go to our address in New York, go to our refunds desk, and wait. Our "fast" customer service will be sure to help you. Be sure to bring the bike, the receipt, and the money to repay for the bike and the money to buy your new one.

Please don't refund me. I'm a really awesome bike. I tell jokes and can babysit the kids. You'll never find another bike like me. Please take me home and love me.