Want to know more about bicycles? Attend a seminar or go on a trip with one of our FDA approved "experts" and join the fun that has everyone talking!
"My family has been apart for so long. Going on one of Cycle Fitness' trips really brought us together, especially in the emergency room! Thank you, Cycle Fitness!"
--I.M. In-Payne, mom
"I didn't know anything about bicycles until I attended one of Cycle Fitness' extraordinarily knowledgeable seminars. Now I know enough to never ride a bike again!"
--Scarred fur-Lyfe, safety enthusiast
Attend a Seminar Today!
Seminars:
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Helmets: why it's okay not to wear one all the time.
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Bike brakes and why they are not neccessary
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Road laws are overrated!
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How to avoid the police: guest speakers for a limited time only!
Speak gently to your bicycle: what to do if your bike accidently and with no connection whatever to Cycle Finess becomes possessed by a demon -
How to lose a court case against Cycle Fitness!
Visit us at our address to see a seminar today!
Take a Trip Today!
Trips:
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Poison Ivy Avenue: beautiful green nature everywhere!
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Bear Valley: Good for your animal enthusiast!
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Mosquito Way: bug repellant is recommended
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Dysentery Road: bring your own water
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"Fake" Police Chase: Great for exercising and feeling fear in a completely "controlled" environment!
Visit us at our address to join a trip today!